The Naughty Index

"I think I’m quite unusual. I’m a Muslim woman and I get attacked in the Asian community..."

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:00:19 +0100

“I think I’m quite unusual. I’m a Muslim woman and I get attacked in the Asian community for the way I dress. Plus I work in a white male environment. I have to think about what I wear.”

- Anonymous, Victoria Street

This should be interesting.

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:33:57 +0100

This should be interesting.

"The difference between burlesque and striptease is like that between karate and kung-fu to a..."

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:02:36 +0100

“The difference between burlesque and striptease is like that between karate and kung-fu to a pacifist.”

- Laughing with a stranger at a bus stop

"So, this is like therapy for you?"

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:12:26 +0100

“So, this is like therapy for you?”

- A clever man at house party challenges the idea that I find all of the participants attractive.

Photo

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:41:01 +0100

"No way would anybody strip in public. We’re too selfish, people are motivated by money, not..."

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:38:09 +0100

“No way would anybody strip in public. We’re too selfish, people are motivated by money, not fun.”

- Anonymous. I’ve been told

My. New. Camera.

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:34:39 +0000

My. New. Camera.

New, super-pricey film.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:57:40 +0000

New, super-pricey film.

Ahhh lurve it when a plaaan comes together!

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 17:54:34 +0000

Ahhh lurve it when a plaaan comes together!

Jen, after.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:31:00 +0000

Jen, after.

Women are awesome!, and that’s what interests me (but feel...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:05:33 +0000

Women are awesome!, and that’s what interests me (but feel free to roll your own).

Pervert. Englishman. Legend.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:00:06 +0000

Pervert. Englishman. Legend.

It’s entirely possible to persuade a pissed-up chick to...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:18:00 +0000

It’s entirely possible to persuade a pissed-up chick to strip given enough persistence and beer on the pull after dark, but like pictures of topless girls on the beach - that’s standard. This ain’t your garden-variety striptease blog. We’re hard.

retrotic: Glenda, Unique Illustrated Vol. 1 No. 3 (June...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:00:00 +0000

retrotic:

Glenda, Unique Illustrated Vol. 1 No. 3 (June 1966)

Starbucks, Piccadilly? Dream on.

She was so elegantly styled. I’m not a gambling man, but when I...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:04:00 +0000

She was so elegantly styled. I’m not a gambling man, but when I saw a beautiful woman go her way, I rolled the dice. Manchester has it’s pleasures, known and unknown. Capturing L. was unlikely, but worth the fight - I mean, she stood and argued with me for 20 minutes. I earned this. Bam.

"Manchester is a Disneyland for drugs."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:05:00 +0000

“Manchester is a Disneyland for drugs.”

- Shaun Ryder in Manchester, England - The Story of the Pop Cult City by Dave Haslam

"It’s porn. What else is it when you show a woman naked pictures in the street?"

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:05:05 +0000

“It’s porn. What else is it when you show a woman naked pictures in the street?”

- Stranger, Oxford Road. Well, that didn’t work out too good, did it?

I do my work on the greatest camera ever made. “The SX-70...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:05:06 +0000

I do my work on the greatest camera ever made. “The SX-70 is a briliant example of how innovation incorporating multiple disciplines such as design, optics, chemistry, engineering and manufacturing can be combined to address a real human need. As relevant now as it was back in 1972.”

(Original link and quote via @ImageMechanics)

"We therefore concluded that the ads… would also be seen as degrading to women… [and]..."

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:27:00 +0000

“We therefore concluded that the ads… would also be seen as degrading to women… [and] were likely to cause serious and widespread offence.”

- Banned by the Advertising Standards Authority.

Jen, before.

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:21:00 +0000

Jen, before.